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Thursday, February 25, 2010

I Told Myself The Next Job I Took Wouldn't Be An Office Job

so that I wouldnt sit there and get any fatter than I already am but my goodness do I feel the pain after I get home. I spend most of the day traveling the city meeting with clients and potential clients and I gotta say, by the time 2 pm comes around I am pooped!

I hope I do cut some weight though.

Friday, February 19, 2010

All It Takes Is A Reminder

I've started to implement a new solution to when I'm feeling down. Remind myself about the good things I have in life and reiterate the plans/goals I have for the future. Sounds a bit cliche or outright dumb but it's been doing wonders for me.

I just had a conversation with a good buddy of mine and was letting him know about my job and how happy I am with it and how it coincides with my school timings and I told him about my plans for after I'm done school and it just brightened up my mood. I wasn't exactly depressed or anything like that but I was a little down about something very silly and so that conversation really helped me out. Plus Im getting sick! :( Thank goodness its the weekend though because I'll be fully recovered by the time Monday comes around. Look at this, I'm already looking forward to Monday *shakes head*

THIS.........Is Hilarious!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Check Out My Sisters Website!

She does photography so if you know anybody in the Toronto area who needs somebody who does a great job and doesnt charge a heck of a lot like most people, holler!

http://www.rabiakhan.com/

Im Going To Start Blogging About My Encounters On The TTC

The TTC is our transit system here in Toronto. Jesus CHRIST! I meet at least 2 weirdos every single day but the past 2 days have just been too much for me to handle. I try my hardest not to laugh but end up usually failing. Yesterday after my buddy got off I decided to take a quick 10 minute nap until I reached my stop (the last one on the line) and as soon as I drifted off, I feel somebody tapping me on my leg. I open my eyes and look over only to see this woman, who in my opinion MUST have been homeless and most likely on drugs, asks me with a completely straight face if I've ever videotaped myself masturbating profusely. I didn't respond or even give a reaction, I just simply turned back over and closed my eyes. After a few moments, it registered and I let out a little smirk but decided not to let her know that I was awake otherwise Id be asking for more trouble but I have to ask myself....who ASKS those types of questions?

Today I had 2 different things happen in front of me. The first wasn't funny at all and as a matter of fact, it was kind of scary. Some man walked into the subway and started threatening to kill people but he was calling them by random names and so naturally, everybody thought he was some mentally ill person and ignored him as he started ranting about his daughter and tapping peoples newspapers to tell them that it was him on the cover (btw the first page was covering the Olympics). After about 2 minutes of doing this he turns over to my partner and, in the most normal voice and politeness, asks what the time was. After he got his response he then thanked him and then went RIGHT back into his ranting. Of course, my friend and I are now hysterically laughing.

Then on my way home I got onto whats called the RT (rapid transit, an outdoor transit system with only 5 stops) and just before it left the station I got onto, this girl got on. Now, I was actually looking at her as she was walking up to the cart because to be honest with you, she wasn't too bad looking but the moment she got on she started doing the weirdest things. First, she started making this really high pitch sound as her shivered from the cold. I smiled at her because I thought it was kind of funny but boy was I stupid for doing that. She immediately tells me how she has to pee and how she might just go right there. Mind you, the cart is FILLED with people to the brim and everybody is paying attention to what this girl is saying. I then laugh as I continue texting my friend (sup bingles, you hottie you) when suddenly she starts sharing her jail stories and how she's stabbed people in the wrist with a fork and then dragged it till chunks of skin came off. I didn't know whether she expected me to give her "props" or if she was trying to scare me. I just kept letting out a fake laugh and wondering how somebody who looks so normal, and lets be frank, kind of cute, be so incredibly strange. She then took a shot at people who lived in Scarborough and immediately lost my attenion. Bitch.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

I Am The Happiest That I've Ever Been

or at least the happiest I've been in a LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME! Everything seems to be fitting back into place and I hope it stays this way. I cant think of one aspect of my life that I can complain about, besides being heavier than Id like to be *sad*

no wait...I mean *Happy*

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Friggin HILARIOUS!

Monday, February 8, 2010

I Cant Stop Listening To This

Friday, February 5, 2010

UFC 109 Predictions

I did them like 3 weeks too early LOL

here ya go
http://iblegend.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-ufc-109-predictions.html

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I Dont Have Many Tracks Up YET....

BUT take a look at my youtube page because there will be many more to come soon. No, these arent any of the ones that Im planning on putting on my album but they are definitely going on the KHANartists mixtape which will be coming out very soon!

check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/user/iBLegend83

How Many Of You Have Friends....

well if I left it right there I bet most of you wouldn't be able to put your hands up, but no this is what Im wondering. How many of you have friends who are REALLY good friends and are people you can be open with and be yourself with, but who change the MOMENT other friends come around? I swear nothing bothers me more than that! I mean, I can understand people teasing you or trying to make you look stupid and to be honest with you, I find that funny and take part because I know that more times than not, I will end up winning it and have everybody laugh at THEM. But its when they get this attitude or think that their sh*t doesnt smell or ignore you when you're trying to get their attention or respond viciously. Its like OOOOOKAY DRAMAQUEEN/KING, you could have just said you weren't in the mood or whatever, no need to take it out on me because you cant seem to keep your emotions in check. There are still some friends that I need to weed out thats for sure.

ALL RIGHT!

I got a job. I wont list the details yet but Im a happy camper and I thought Id blog about it!